squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

(Source: slugfucker, via jaineowl)

thecsph:

srfelicidad:

Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!

Things most people need on today: 

  • better asexuality awareness
  • more dinosaurs

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gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

(Source: seriousjizz, via punlich)

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: spoopynojutsu, via vee-charlotte)

sarnsgrace:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this


3th

crazyandhopeless said: i prob sound like a bitch and if you dont want to awnser this please dont but how often do they clean the poles in a strip club? im sorry i have just always wondered this

stripperina:

sp0iledbabe:

livenudegirl:

stripperina:

At my club, every 7-12 minutes.

Idk why civilians are so obsessed with pole cleanliness. Like there are plenty of other things that are more likely to be “germy” in and out of the club that I never hear people wonder about.
Like why aren’t we worried about something the customers are constantly touching, like tip rails or the seats? Especially since they seem way less likely to be concerned with hygiene.

I’ve never heard anyone ask how often they clean the door handles to classrooms on campus, and like wow can you imagine what they come in contact with?

But nope it’s always the pole, which really probably comes in contact with less people than most anything else in the club (with the exception of maybe manager’s offices/DJ booths/behind the bar).

Well most people don’t habitually grind their vaginas up against handrails. No hate against strippers, just saying.

Um, we generally don’t habitually grind our vaginas up against the pole either, dude.  Like where are you getting your information?

Honestly, aerial silks see a lot more crotch contact than poles.

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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